The most rewarding thing about trapping is having the opportunity to
help people. Sometime, I also get a great story in the process. In this
case, I got to share a funny experience with my father.
My family was finishing a birthday dinner for my mother, when my wife
received a call from a frantic woman. Apparently she had discovered a
raccoon in her mini van. Kathy, my wife, was concerned for the woman
and decided to delay the birthday cake so that I could handle this
My father opted to come with me on this call. He loves the stories I tell
and this time he would have his own to tell.
As we drove to the call, I instructed my father on how to handle this type
of call. I gave him basic pointers to assist me with removing the
raccoon quickly. As we pulled into the driveway I had one last
instruction for him. “Stop laughing, you have to be professional”.
He was laughing because the husband was standing behind the mini
van--tailgate open. He appeared to be on guard, protecting his family
from being eaten by giant man-eating raccoons. He was armed with a
hockey stick and he never took his eyes off of the mini van. The image
I approached the rear of the mini van and I noticed that there was a
Little Tykes wagon basically filling up the storage area behind the last
bench seat. I looked in and around the rear and saw the tail of the
deadly raccoon. As I directed my catch pole towards the raccoon, it
moved to the other side of the wagon. I repeated this process and the
stealthy raccoon moved again. After repeating this process several times
and wondering how this animal could move from one side of the van to
the other so fast, it occurred to me that there were two raccoons in the
After a few more attempts, I finally had a raccoon noosed with my catch
pole. I dragged it out of the van and towards my awaiting father. He
opened a transport cage and moments later we had a raccoon securely
caged. The husband and his wife carrying a small child approached
very relieved that the animal was out of the van.
There relief quickly turned to concern when my father told them there
was another one in the van. The wife without hesitation, child in tow,
quickly turned and ran back into the house. The husband looked at me
almost embarrassed for how his wife acted.
My attention turned back to the van and the remaining raccoon. With all
of the commotion it had moved to the front of the van. I closed the rear
hatch to prevent the animal from leaving prematurely and prepared to
extract the animal from the driver side door.
The husband, feeling more confident with this situation, pressed his face
up against the front passenger window to get a better view of my actions.
I slowly opened the door and sent my catch pole in. As the noose
inched closer to the raccoon, it suddenly became spooked. In a futile
attempt to escape, it ran up the passenger seat and leaped. It took
every professional bone in my body not to laugh when I saw the
simultaneous actions of the raccoon smashing into the passenger
window and the husband falling backwards to the grass.
Moments later, the second raccoon was securely caged.
As it turns out, the homeowners had left their garage and van door open
the night before. The raccoons had been in their car all night and day.
They drove to church with their three kids earlier and the wife went to
grocery store before calling me. They were amazed that the animals
went un-noticed all day. That amazement turned to relief when my
father told them that they were extremely lucky that one of the kids didn’t
step on a raccoons tail.
The call took all of 30 minutes, and we returned home just in time for
As always, anytime you require a professional trapper, make sure they
are licensed with the Michigan Department of Natural Resource and
insured. Cost varies greatly so do your homework and call several
trappers and compare pricing for the services offered.
Ron Baker is the owner of Trapper Rons Humane Animal Removal &
Relocation Services located in Farmington Hills. He assists homeowners
and business with all wildlife nuisance issues in Farmington and
surrounding cities. He can be reached at (248) 426-0036.
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